did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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