It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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