I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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