Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My life is pants optional.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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