I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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