So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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