Its about making memories worth repressing
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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