I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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