There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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