You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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