no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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