You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Of course I have a pirate flag
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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