your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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