please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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