When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
