She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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