Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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