dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
