I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
