at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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