Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
