Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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