she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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