Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
