Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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