it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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