Dual....:-)
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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