Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need water and some morals
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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