Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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