dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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