I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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