This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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