If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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