That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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