Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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