Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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