How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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