i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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