No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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