So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I fill condoms, not promises.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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