Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
