you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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