i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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