You work out of a Hotel?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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