nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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