I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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