I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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