The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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