I skipped work to stalk him.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
should my penis look like a turkey
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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