This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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