I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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